LIMBAUGH EVISCERATION: POST PERFORATED BOWEL

With the best medical care that money can buy, Rush Limbaugh still suffered a bowel  perforation caused by purulent substances clinging to his viscera. These infected substances were named: Palin, Ingram, Coulter,  Bachmann, Hannity, Beck  &  O’Reilly. The medical problem became evident  after a series of tests were performed. It was determined that the aforementioned Puritan “cling-ons” were the actual causes of the ruptured abdomen. As far as Mr. Limbaugh knew, he only suffered from a “leaky-gut” syndrome.  This time, the “cling-ons ” had climbed so far up into his intestions( per rectum) that the only thing that could save his life was an emergency evisceration. The tangled, mottled mass is being examined in the hospital’s pathology lab.

Friends of Rush Limbaugh’s are asking for anyone to make a donation of more bowels. One of the problems with locating a donor seems to be that Mr. Limbaugh refuses to accept the bowels of minorities, liberals, and women. All followers of Rush Limbaugh: be on the look-out for privileged bowels with which to stuff him once again. He has been temporarily stuffed with taxidermal materials(donated by Sarah Palin) which will not last.  ” His prognosis is grave.” said the lead surgeon. “Once we find a suitable donor, we must still  monitor him for an increase  in toxic gases leaking from his buccal cavity; a certain indicator of systemic sepsis.”

 

Alice Parris

2 responses to “LIMBAUGH EVISCERATION: POST PERFORATED BOWEL

  1. WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, ALICE YOU ARE A STATEST, ONE WHO FOLLOWS BLINDLY THE LIBERAL WAY AND WOULDNT KNOW A ORIGINAL IDEA IF IT LOOKED YOU IN THE EYE.. THE IDEAS OF OBAMA COME FROM JERMIAH WRIGHT , THE MARXIST DOCTRINE,, AS FOR ME I’M A TRUE AMERICAN WHO BELIEVES IN THE DECLARFATION OF INDEPENDENCE AND THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, FOR WHICH I TOOK THE OATH TWICE TO UP HOLD IDEALS AND VALUES, ONCE AS A MARINE, SECOND AS A PEACE OFFICER. I BELIEVE IN LIFE LBERTY AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS FOR ALL NO MATTER THEIR RACE, OR THEIR RELIGON,,, I BELIEVE IN LEGAL IMAGRATION, NOT ILLEGAL, I BELIEVE IN SOCIAL PROGRAMS FOR THE ONES WHO TRUELY NEED THEM , AND NEED TO CLEAN THE DEAD BEATS FROM THE SYSTEM, THE SOCIAL PROGRAMS WERE NOT TO BE MENT AS A WAY OF LIFE.. YOU AND MANY LIKE YOU THINK THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS. THE GOVERNMENT UNDER THE CONSTITUTION IS A LIMITED ONE. WITH THE STATES TAKING CARE OF THEIR PROBLEMS WITH IN, NOT LOOKING TO THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT FOR THE ANSWERS. I BELIEVE IN THE RIGHT FOR CITIZENS TO PROTECT THEMSELVES, WHICH MEANS I’M A STRONG SUPPORTER OF THE SECOND AMENDMENT. WHICH YOU AS LIBERALS WANT TO REPEAL. THE CONSTITUTONS HAS WITH STOOD THE TEST OF TIMES AND THE MANY ATTEMPS TO INTURPIT IT IN MANY DIFFERENT WAYS, IT WILL STAND TRUES THIS TIME AS IT GOES UNDER ATTACK FROM LIBERALS SUCH AS YOUR SELF, IT WILL STAND TRUE BECAUSE OF ALL THE TRUE AMERICANS WHO STAND BEHIND IT AND THE NUMBER IS GROWING! THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME THE OPPURTUNITY TO RESPOND TO YOUR THOUGHTS. I LOOK FORWARD TO HAVING DISCUSIONS WITH YOU IN THE FUTURE. DENNY

    • It would probably serve you well to relocate to Texas when they follow through on their succession. Rush Limbaugh is
      not God. Did you get that? He is not God. It is doubtful if he is even known by God personally. News Flash. This is a rich, angry fat man who is articulate and bold. The problem is that he is going to tank. That’s right, tank. He is a hypocrite.
      Are you a rich man, yourself? I can see that you love your country and your guns. Are you a rich man? I would find it hard to follow the marching orders of a millionaire who has open hatred for President Obama. His hatred is not rational. It is always covered up by some rationale or another. Look deeper. He wants to keep his deep pockets and he is trying to create a legacy akin to his ancestors, only he did not educate himself well enough to follow in their footsteps. He believes that boldness is what is in control. He is right to a degree. But seeing that his hatred is irrational, he will fail. His Plan Chaos failed, his Sarah Palin failed and will continue to fail because she is a hypocrite, also. Run along to your underground meetings and decry the restrictions of freedom. You are wasting your time. Everyday one of your leaders have a temper tantrum (because you are no longer the majority) thinking people take note and are aware of the stupidity of the agendas involved. Feel free to comment anytime. I am not concerned with your personal affront. This discourse is a good thing.
      Blessings 7,
      Alice Parris

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